Staffer

Albeit an older definition, a staffer is a person who works for a company, group, organization, etc. So basically an older way of calling yourself an employee.

Random guy: What do you do in life?
Random guy 2: I'm a proud staffer at Sega! I get to make Sonic games!
Random guy: Wow! Congratulations!
Random guy 2: Thanks!

by 1supermiguel January 13, 2015

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staffhole

A self-important Capitol Hill staffer. Staffholes usually wear i.d. badges outside of work to prove how important they are, and are frequently on Blackberries or iPhones, conducting "important business."

"I got shoved this morning by some staffhole on his iPhone, updating his Twitter account."

by posesqueen July 22, 2009

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Staffacockle

The most versatile of insults. Use it in place of any other insult. Staffacockle is generaly used when you want to end an argument or prove a point. All in all, staffacockle is the Chuck Norris of insults.

Steve: Dude Kevin you suck!
Kevin: Thats not what your mom said last night.
Steve: Go suck a staffacockle!

by Xtralife April 27, 2011

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Staff Retreat

A corporate team building excersise designed to foster better staff releations, and improve communication. Usually an overnight or weekend event. Traditional fuelled by alcohol and bed hoping.

Last yeast staff retreat was a real orgy.

by Moral officer November 18, 2015

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Staff Suasuage

Army slang for a Staff sergeant that hates their life and probably hates you

Staff Suasuages wife left him last night so he's a bit pissy

by Aperson124 October 19, 2021

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Ștefania

Ștefania is a perfect girl. She is the most beautiful girl you will ever see. She has a rare and incredible beauty. She is an absolutely wonderful girl. She is gorgeous in every way. She is the girl of everyone's dreams. You will instantly fall in love with her. She is kind, sincere and loyal. She is a unique girl. She's so lovely. She is the girl everyone wants. Everyone wants to be friends with her. He behaves very nicely with everyone. She is very special. It has a special charm. All the boys are in love with her. Words cannot explain how beautiful, wonderful and special she is. She is very intelligent. He has a special personality. She is the most adorable thing on the planet. It is a gift from God on earth. Ștefania is the definition of perfection.

Have you met the most beautiful, wonderful and special girl in the world?

Yes, I met Ștefania, I instantly fell in love with her

by ethanadolton November 21, 2021

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