Greased Cookie Sheet

Like the unicorn. When you place your sweaty balls on a girls forehead while erect and rub them all around “greasing the cookie sheet”

I gave his mom a greased cookie sheet last night

by LilPoutine May 12, 2022

Yeet and skeet

To have sexual intercourse with someone and leave the next morning.

-"But what do I do if she's a slut?"
-"Yeet and skeet, son"

by gruff-nugget October 20, 2018

Skeet Blanket

A blanket that a male uses to jack off into.

"No! Don't Use That Blanket!"
"Ew Man, Is That Your Skeet Blanket?"

by Big Cheezey March 31, 2009

skeet and yeet

When you nut over the phone and instantly ignore the person's messages afterwards

Logan hit me with that skeet and yeet last night. He still won't answer my calls

by pacify;phan July 12, 2017

sheetal

A beautiful East Indian girl

Damn that Sheetal is sexy!

by Halkie April 6, 2003

Yeet my Skeet

Typically used as an insult analogous to “go fuck your self”, it can be used in many ways but most are from one man to another.

Man 1: My mans you got a big ass nose, when you eating out a girl ya nose be pokin her breasteses.
Man 2: You lookin for sum’? Man you can Yeet my Skeet bro.

by SablinDidNothingWrong July 12, 2018

sheet diving

Either masturbating under the bed sheets or having sex while shuffling heavily under the bed sheets.

'I went sheet diving by myself again last night' or 'Yeah I went sheet diving with the girl/boy friend last night... '

by D. Maynor November 6, 2006