Lord Stanley's Love Stick

The act of shoving a hockey stick into a woman's vagina.

Guy 1:Did you hear Patrick gave someone Lord Stanley's Love Stick.
Guy 2: Yeah i think she is in the hospital now

by Sanduskyyyyyyyyy February 10, 2013

two girls, one stanley cup

A sexual act in which two girls mimic the time honored tradition of the wining hockey team drinking champagne out of the Stanley Cup, by inverting a male participant with his legs spread wide, thus creating a cup out of his anal orifice from which they will then urinate into and then drink out of, sometimes with a straw.

"Those girls roll dirty, I heard they like to perform the two girls, one stanley cup"

by Barney Stenson October 30, 2013

Stanley

a trigonometry major, but also made a girl bisexual(who mainly likes girls), and somehow got a 2 paragraph rejection from the same girl. And after many years he still likes her, despite never seeing her.

stanleys gay and a femboy

by sdhfjkdsd August 19, 2023

stanley

stanley is a town full of smackheads, charvers and wrongins. in the whole population they have approximately 9 teeth between them all

aw here mate watch out, she’s from stanley she’s a pua scruff

by dodgeydeals17375 March 10, 2021

A Stanley

Jerking off in a Tree Stand while hunting

Man I did A Stanley yesterday, most relaxing day in the woods ever!!

by StopLampTime October 30, 2018

Stanley Howes

A really cool guy who is a gamer and has lots of women who love him.

“Damn my slime, you’re such a Stanley Howes”

by Stanley Howes March 2, 2021

stanley stinker

An intentional "toot" or loud fart that can clean a room in the blink of an eye

I feel a Stanley Stinker cooking

by Deez Noogers July 4, 2016