squirt of piss

A unit of measurement used to describe very small increments of concern. A tiny amount.

"I don't care one squirt of piss whether you want to go drinking tonight or not. We're going."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

Squirt!

An expletive portraying extreme shock or disbelief.

Daughter: Mother, I am pregnant.
Mother: SQUIRT!?
Retard Poser: Sum41 ownz!!!!11
Normal person: Squirt?!

by tobad4ya November 22, 2004

Squirt-Magnet

N.

1. A Squirt-Magnet is anyone a woman finds so hot she creams upon sighting.

2. A fabled electronic device which can cause one to climax by simply pointing at the genitals.

3. the opposite of a gerald-leg-ripper(Any highly unappealing individual).

"Wow, that guy is a total squirt-magnet...I need some tissue."

"I'm developping a squirt-magnet to use on him during his innauguration speech."

by Dade Manlove November 20, 2006

SQUiRT

Exuding sauce; squirting

My drip is so hard that I'm squirting.

by FERRARiROCHER November 2, 2019

squirt

"Squirting" is the term used for female pleasure that all the neighbors will hear.

After sex, when her man gets up to remove the condom; the woman takes out a high-pressure squirt gun. She "squirts" him, first in the face, and then in the back as he runs outside to escape the attack. He's naked, wet, and cold. She returns home alone, feeling deeply satisfied.

Cindy squirted Michael in the face last night. Michael has hypothermia.

by shadesofdrab May 13, 2015

Squirt

Piss flap sauced

Once I pulled out, that's when she squirted all over my hard, throbbing cock.

by Butthole5 May 7, 2017

squirt

when a female ejects out cum out of her pussy and makes uncomfortable noises such as; ouch papi, yeah right there, yeah don't be lazy, calm yourself don't act like an animal.

achmed was trying to have fun but things got dangerously out of hand, so she was squirting all over his moms room.

by achmed911 December 1, 2011