Spicy Squirt

When a female engages in intercourse while on her period and squirts, thus creating and ejecting a liquid mixture of blood, urine, and prostatic secretions which closely resembles non-viscous hot sauce.

Guy 1: Dude this bitch just hit me with a spicy squirt last night
Guy 2: DUDE WHAT THE FUCKKKK!!!!!!

by ApplesPeytonW. March 19, 2023

Squirt Cobain

The act of shooting yourself in the face with your own semen, typically occurring while whacking off while lying on your back.

I was 8 pages deep on pornhub tranny searches when a Brazilian turned me into Squirt Cobain.

by The2ly February 13, 2020

Hershey's Squirt

When a girl with diarrhea does a handstand while naked and the guy shoves a straw in her ass and drinks it like a milkshake

You cunts are going to approve my word sooner or later, I won't give up on Hershey's Squirt

by FuckedUpTrump May 20, 2020

Hofstra Squirt

When you eat hofstra food for more than two days in a row. And at unexpected times you try to fart and it feels wet. you feel like you may have shat yourself but maybe not. upon further inspection you realize that you squirted a little bit out of your asshole. but not enough to leave the cheeks it doesnt get on your boxers but it still sucks.

Hofstra red is not real. The Hofstra Squirt is...for sure

"I was taking my final and then i got the Hofstra Squirt and had to sit with a wet asshole until I was finished. By the time i got to wipe it was all crusty and gross"

by hofstra squirt May 20, 2008

Squilt

The blanket, or quilt, that you must place on the bed before fucking your gusher girlfriend.

"OH Shit, I forgot to put the squilt down and now there's pussy juice on the sheets!"

Darin hasn't washed the squilt and it's starting to stink.

by Munge Master February 12, 2010

she squirt

When a woman ejaculates liquid from her vagina due to sexual arousal

I was smashing that bitches G spot so hard the slut did a she squirt all over my face!

by Bundybazza August 28, 2009

bag of squirt

As a man and woman have intercourse, the woman being a "squirter". At the time of climax while spraying like a kitten a third party then enters and has her aquadic goodies collected in a zip lock bag. saving for a splashtastic assault on the unwilling.

"I saved my bag of squirt from my last date with suzie and while roaming the park I happened onto a slummbering homeless man and splashed my bag of squirt into his suck hole."

by Herman Mung Stur February 25, 2009