Bum Squid

A horrible dirty excuse for a human being

Victor is such a bum squid

by John Broderico February 10, 2007

powerball squidger

Often, people who play the powerball lottery have a sudden rush of blood to the head and proceed to check their lottery tickets several times before either slumping dejectedly to the floor or leaping up and down uncontrollably screaming "I got the powerball, I got the owerball!".
Unfortunately that leaping up and down often causes the sphincter muscle to relax, thereby allowing whatever lurks inside to leave suddenly only to be caught in whatever clothing the person is wearing in that area.
That is known as a powerball squidger.

Alan Turnip, of Yoder, is our own local Powerball winner. Alan will be with us in a little while after he's dealt with his powerball squidger.

by notalottogiotto February 5, 2010

cheesedick squid

1. someone with tentacles who secretes dairy products from their genitalia
2. a total gayball virgin

Conor is such a cheesedick squid. Definitely not sick.

by Legends' Gonna Legend October 21, 2013

tapping the squid

"tapping the squid" - v. - to partake in the ingestion of a downer in combination with the consumption of alcohol to promote a blackout. Frequently the "squid" (as it is called) takes the form of a muscle relaxer or a pain killer. This term was popularized by Episode 11 of the second season of the popular show "Huff" when the main character was asked to drink a mysterious blue drink (which was derived from the aquatic animal) and ended up hallucinating wildly in the back room of the establishment with a "lady of the night"

"Hey fellas, I'm bored, I think it's time to start tapping the squid."
"Are you sure that is a good idea? Last time we broke out the squids, you ended up with a gap-toothed ghetto hag"

by milqman May 6, 2007

Useless as a damp SQUID

SQUID is the acronym for a superconducting quantum interference device. It measures very small magnetic fields and is rendered useless when wet due to its very sensitive nature. Also, used as a massive Fuck You to all those pedant bitches who think it should be "squib". I mean, just who do you think you are? A 16th century musketeer?

Mate, you've not only missed the goal you've missed the ball altogether! Sometimes I think you're as useless as a damp SQUID.

by Sir Rupert Hume de Chardin III February 4, 2015

squid

A squid is someone who doesn't get invited to a party. A squid instead stays home and plays video games and has the time of his life.

"Yo Andrew didn't come tonight"
"Wow what a squid"

by nure99 September 21, 2014

Squid

n. Term often used in street motorcycling for a rider (usually a young rider on a sportbike)who can't handle the bike he just purchased due to a lack of ability, and/or common sense and/or respect for the power of the bike.

"That friggin' squid tried pulling a wheelie and ate his damn ride right in front of his friends, now he's in the ER!!"

by Andy27 May 28, 2007