squatch

to have a go? have a piece of, say, an object like cake

gies a squatch of yer wine?
gies a squatch of your phone?

by miiiiiiiiimzandyzzy January 17, 2009

Squatching

When you want to make someone feel embarrassed, just say that they are squatching.

Hey look, Max and Isabel are squatching! (everyone in the room laughs at them)

by Lexatron101 December 5, 2019

Squatching

When 4 guys walk into a walk in shower , Buck naked, with one bar of dr squatch, each man takes a turn scrubbing eachother down, and if you drop the soap you must pick it back up with your ass or you get it in the ass.

Hey Tomland, did you and the guys go squatching?

Tomland: yes and it hurts.

by SCOTT$$ March 8, 2025

Squatchknockers

Someone that goes around smelling girls bicycle seats

After she done riding her bike the squatchknockers attacks the seat

by paco66 December 29, 2019

Squanching

The act of sitting on your ass and not doing shit at work.

I’m squanching today, let me watch my tik tok.

by Gertrude Madora March 28, 2022

Squanching

When you just be chilling and shitting with your homies

Me and me homles just be squanching at Lamar's house

by BallzInYoJawz21 May 7, 2022

squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves

Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?

by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023