splooge mcduck 

a phrase to describe a man who wants to maintainthe nobility of his family jewels from uncouth up and coming banjii boys.

nah, i dont need no bttm, bruh-- lately, ive had to be splooge mcduck 'cause these hyenas want shit for free.

splooge mcduck by faggot_genesis July 15, 2019

Splooge 

when a guy has a very violent orgasm to the point they say "SPLOOOOGEE!"

Splooge: originated in Canada.
can be defined as: Having the best time of your awful life ;)

guy: "I'm gonna cum"
girl: *rides 20x harder*
guy: "SPLOOOOGEEE"

girl: "what the actual f*uck just happened"

Splooge by Shaquille Oat'meal October 30, 2019

Sploogeblast

When you cum so hard in your girl she fucking explodes and dies from the force of your ejaculation.

"Dude, did you hear Jenkins fucking Sploogeblasted his girl?"

Sploogeblast by Kingboyguy September 28, 2020

Splooge shelf 

A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex

“She’s got a butterfly tattoo on her splooge shelf.”
“I came all over his splooge shelf.”

Splooge shelf by jlsoleil October 16, 2020

splooge splurge 

busting a lot of nuts in a day

i splooge splurged with a whopping 7 nuts today

splooge splurge by september11th2000-fun October 30, 2020

Splooger Rob 

Someone who leaves a bad mess somewhere with their splooger and takes off hoping no one knows it was them.

Tim: "Who did that skid? They made a bad mess! It stinks!"
Scott: "My mate Splooger Rob, be won't admit it though"

Splooger Rob by Trumpet65 November 13, 2020

Splooge-box 

When a man ejaculates into a woman’s vagina l, it becomes a splooge-box. His semen plus her vagina equals a splooge-box.

Her splooge-box was full when I finished.

Splooge-box by Bag of dicks December 30, 2020