On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.
“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”
by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017
Get the Fake Sploogemug. A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex
by jlsoleil October 16, 2020
Get the Splooge shelfmug. by Hastimata June 6, 2018
Get the sploogemug. An unidentified stain on an article of clothing. Could be toothpaste, ranch, vape juice, snot, mustard, etc.
"Yo, Dawg you got some splooge on your shirt."
"Aw, damn! I'm gonna have to go splash some water on it to get it off. Thanks dude."
"Aw, damn! I'm gonna have to go splash some water on it to get it off. Thanks dude."
by 50shadesofnate November 21, 2023
Get the sploogemug.