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Fake Splooge

On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.
“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”
by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017
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Splooge shelf

A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex
“She’s got a butterfly tattoo on her splooge shelf.”
“I came all over his splooge shelf.”
by jlsoleil October 16, 2020
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splooge

Splooge: usually used as a verb related to the creation of a mess by hard to contain things.
They splooged all over the place. (“They” being, for example, styrofoam packaging peanuts.)
by Hastimata June 6, 2018
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splooge

An unidentified stain on an article of clothing. Could be toothpaste, ranch, vape juice, snot, mustard, etc.
"Yo, Dawg you got some splooge on your shirt."
"Aw, damn! I'm gonna have to go splash some water on it to get it off. Thanks dude."
by 50shadesofnate November 21, 2023
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