Spaghetti-meatballs

When you know someone is not straight ( Spaghetti ) and they are attractive; they are spaghetti-meatballs

Damn they're spaghetti-meatballs

by imspaghetti December 16, 2018

spaghetti dick

When a man's penis is long and noodle-like

I just walked in on Steve changing and that guy has got a real spaghetti dick.

by Treeknob August 27, 2017

Eggy Spaghetti

Simply just a person you really hate, someone who has betrayed your trust or is just being annoying

‘She seems nice’
‘No, she’s an eggy spaghetti’

by Smoopy123 May 15, 2019

Spaghetti-Mama

A woman of a very high calibre. Could be considered extremely k-rad in most situations. Possessing the quality of Spice and often very savoury. Much like italian dishes such as spaghetti.

1:Yo man, did you see Velma in Scooby-Doo Monsters Unleashed?

2: Awe yeah man, shes definitely a REEEEAAAAAL Spaghetti-Mama

by MunkRedd March 27, 2019

spaghetti son

A son who unzips his fanny pack and spills spaghetti everywhere.

Dad: Hey son.
*Spaghetti Son unzips fanny pack*
Dad: What are you doing?
Spaghetti Son: SPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE!

by ZP627 November 01, 2015

spaghetti out

When doing too much weight on a machine and your body gives out and you go limp and wobble out of it (like cooked spaghetti)

Chris: dude you should have seen it...some guy spaghetti out!!
Johny: damn I missed
gave out wobble maxed out

by GymGuy June 13, 2015

Spaghetti Freddy

When you are so fucked up drunk that your arms and legs resemble flailing spaghetti noodles.

Nick: Dude what the fuck is wrong with Michelle. She dropped her drink and can't even stand.

Sean: Yeah man, she's so fucked up. She's all like Spaghetti Freddy.

by The Blumpkin Bandit February 29, 2012