spaghetti master

Term used for a gay chick who undoubtedly turns any woman in her path gay. She has that certain edge that all the chicks dig.

Girls tend to fall for her boyish charm and charisma.

She has to remind herself that straight girls are friends, not food. Because all girls are straight, untill they get wet, like spaghetti.

Example:" dude did you see she hooked up with abother straight girl, she is a spaghetti master"

" dude did you see she hooked up with abother straight girl, she is a spaghetti master"

by Vos the spaghetti master June 18, 2017

Spaghetti-Mama

A woman of a very high calibre. Could be considered extremely k-rad in most situations. Possessing the quality of Spice and often very savoury. Much like italian dishes such as spaghetti.

1:Yo man, did you see Velma in Scooby-Doo Monsters Unleashed?

2: Awe yeah man, shes definitely a REEEEAAAAAL Spaghetti-Mama

by MunkRedd March 27, 2019

Spaghetti Freddy

When you are so fucked up drunk that your arms and legs resemble flailing spaghetti noodles.

Nick: Dude what the fuck is wrong with Michelle. She dropped her drink and can't even stand.

Sean: Yeah man, she's so fucked up. She's all like Spaghetti Freddy.

by The Blumpkin Bandit May 24, 2012

Spaghetti-meatballs

When you know someone is not straight ( Spaghetti ) and they are attractive; they are spaghetti-meatballs

Damn they're spaghetti-meatballs

by imspaghetti December 15, 2018

spaghetti son

A son who unzips his fanny pack and spills spaghetti everywhere.

Dad: Hey son.
*Spaghetti Son unzips fanny pack*
Dad: What are you doing?
Spaghetti Son: SPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE!

by ZP627 January 1, 2016

spaghetti dick

When a man's penis is long and noodle-like

I just walked in on Steve changing and that guy has got a real spaghetti dick.

by Treeknob August 29, 2017

Eggy Spaghetti

Simply just a person you really hate, someone who has betrayed your trust or is just being annoying

‘She seems nice’
‘No, she’s an eggy spaghetti’

by Smoopy123 May 15, 2019