Soggy Earplug

The act of a man sticking a tampon in a womans ear, and then ejaculating on the tampon, making it expand and get stuck in the ear. Usually done when a man is angry with the woman.

"Sue, let's have sex!"
"Johhny, I dont want to have sex tonight!"
"Well dear, I may just have to give you a soggy earplug then!"

by Some sick guy January 11, 2009

Soggy

Soggy is a word to express great feeling towards something. It’s a complementary word.

That beat is soggy bro

Did you just see that car? It was so soggy

That girl is eyeing you, she’s pretty soggy too, go get her champ

by CRK84 April 25, 2020

soggy pizza

Similar to the male game "soggy biscuit". However in soggy pizza, the guys all masturbate onto a pizza. The last person to ejaculate needs to eat the pizza!

Pedro: "Hey Gary, fancy a game of soggy pizza with Marcos and Percy?"

Gary: "Err naa thanks Pedro, I've just had a game of soggy biscuit, and my tongue is sticky."

by carlos the 3rd April 3, 2007

soggy socks

when someone cums in a sock and then wears it

paris hilton enjoys wearing soggy socks

by soggy joe December 2, 2009

soggy tot

When a woman, after having unprotected vaginal sex, then finds a second man and talks him into giving her oral sex. Often used as a form of retribution for something the second man has done to her or a friend. If she can get it done within a few hours it is called an “extra salty soggy tot”.

Jim has been cheating on me, so I asked Mindy after fucking her boyfriend to go give him a soggy tot.

by Beaver Fan May 15, 2010

sooty

A great kids TV show in the 80s and early 90s.

"Sooty is my favourite program."

by Diego August 29, 2003

soggy biscuit

a game which rules involve masturbating in a group over a biscuit (prefrebly a plain biscuit) and the first one to shoot his laod wins and the last one has to eat the biscuit!

person:hey guys fancy a game of 'soggy biscuit'?
friends:no scott ur too fast!

by scott dornan April 3, 2003