A sock tied around two belt loops used to hold one's pants up. Often used in mental hospitals where belts are not allowed.
Schizo 1: I think I can deal with the voices man, but my pants keep falling down.
Schizo 2: Just tie a sock belt on!
Schizo 2: Just tie a sock belt on!
by freefm July 31, 2009
"Everyone's afraid of something."
"Not everyone, Marge."
"Oh, yeah. Sock puppets."
"Aaaaah! Where?!"
"Not everyone, Marge."
"Oh, yeah. Sock puppets."
"Aaaaah! Where?!"
by Snake April 25, 2005
A sock commonly or regularly used to masturbate into. Be careful not to put them back on your feet before washing.
by krustysox August 07, 2011
when you ejaculate in a good pair of socks or when you have to throw a sock away after you finish in the other one
Mom: "what happened to your black Nike elite socks? Why are they in the garbage? "
Kid: "mom I told you, I used them for a sock sacrifice… "
Kid: "mom I told you, I used them for a sock sacrifice… "
by Seattle Space March 15, 2016
by D-Monkey March 08, 2018
The placement of an avocado in one's sock to create a weapon; then, person of choice is beaten with weapon until avocado becomes guacamole
Guy 1 : how did he die?
Detective : based on the severe bruises. It is logical to conclude he was beaten with the mighty Guac-Sock
Detective : based on the severe bruises. It is logical to conclude he was beaten with the mighty Guac-Sock
by NigsterNogster April 02, 2019
Jim is definitely a Sock Jock!
by Petre Dish April 03, 2015