Sock Belt

A sock tied around two belt loops used to hold one's pants up. Often used in mental hospitals where belts are not allowed.

Schizo 1: I think I can deal with the voices man, but my pants keep falling down.

Schizo 2: Just tie a sock belt on!

by freefm July 31, 2009

sock puppets

Homer Simpson's greatest fear

"Everyone's afraid of something."
"Not everyone, Marge."
"Oh, yeah. Sock puppets."
"Aaaaah! Where?!"

by Snake April 25, 2005

nut sock

A sock that has been ejaculated in, these socks will go stiff and hard after the ejaculation. These socks are usually used by lonely men or teenagers.

Is that a nut sock, I have one too.

by Channerrrrr July 7, 2020

Squirt Sock

A sock in which a person of the female variety climaxes and squirts into.

Jenna: Hey Roxy, why is this sock wet?

Roxy: Because it's my squirt sock.

by BigGingerMan March 8, 2022

sock rocker

Something or someone who rocks your socks

Check out that sock rocker. They're totally rocking my socks.

by aerann May 27, 2009

Bleached sock

A bleached sock is a pink sock that is totally covered with cum. It shows a pink tint through all of the semen, resembling when you bleach your whites with a red piece of clothing.

"Hazmat was called in to clean up the slide at the park today because Victor oozed down it with his bleached sock."

"Paul refused to pull out before he orgasmed, giving me a bleached sock instead of a pink sock."

by Pooser Bonzo April 8, 2016

glock sock

The sock that you put on your glock typically for going on the pool deck.

Gabe used his glock sock at the meet yesterday.

by ShooterGabe March 12, 2019