spicy sober 

abstinence from alcohol but not from other drugs

“Hey, you want a drink?”
“Nah, I’m spicy sober this month”
“Ket then?”
“… Yea”

spicy sober by catimakittycat March 16, 2023

Vilde But Sober 

The best bounce producer in the world, very humble guy, likes to binge drink and trouble people, Is a vegetarian and great husband material.

Vilde But Sober is cracked

Vilde But Sober by Vilde But Sobe January 7, 2023

as sober as a cow 

A saying said by drunk people from Wisconsin in order to make others believe they are sober

"Somebody's drunk"

"Pshh, no I'm not. I'm as sober as a cow!"

"Only a drunk person would say that...drunk ass"

as sober as a cow by SoberCow February 29, 2016

Bad Sober

A person who is miserable to be around sober.

Is it me or is Josh now miserable to be around? Yeah, he's a bad sober.

Bad Sober by Diabolicald39 December 23, 2020

Portland sober 

To abstain from all drugs with the exception of MUSHROOMS.

Did you hear about Jack? He gave up drinking and went full on Portland Sober!

Portland sober by Jeepjack April 10, 2022

i am way to sober for this shit right now 

It means that the person can’t even deal with this right now, come get them when there drunk or something.

Friends being annoying, me “ I am way to sober for this shit right now.”

i am way to sober for this shit right now by Cosmog March 2, 2021

I am Sober 

This is an app which is meant to assist people trying to end unhealthy addictions- be it drugs, cutting, alcohol, gambling...

It features a timer which keeps track of the time you've spent sober. You can write notes to keep track of all the reasons you want to quit- and motivational packs for additional encouragement. There's a community section in which you can find groups and communicate through posts, to assure you that you aren't always alone in your suffering.

Thanks to I am Sober, my former darkness is a thing of the past. Hopefully it will never overcome me again.

I am Sober by streetshad0ws August 14, 2021