Silicon Valley sober

I only fuck with psychedelics and the Doja.

Wanna go do a line?

Fuck no, I’m Silicon Valley sober.

by Atomix270 June 21, 2022

sober whiskey dick

Commonly known as erectile dysfunction, a much more serious problem than whiskey dick.

Damn, I haven't been able to get it up lately.

Hmm.. Sounds like you might have sober whiskey dick. You should probably see a doctor.

by pseudonym 3000 July 17, 2011

Sober down

"Sobering down is like sobering up but it is a wish sober up VERY quickly, quicker than normal. An intesified sobering up.

Person 1: OMFG dude, I'm too effin' high!
Person 2: So you want to sober up?
Person 1: Nah, I want to sober down, I have a lesson in 10 minutes.

by Idznaaak May 19, 2014

Sober High Thought

A thought you have while sober that is just as dumb or out-there as a thought you'd have while high.

Hey, your name is Chris and your middle name starts with a T, so that makes you CHRIST! Wow, that was such a sober high thought.

by hamstersarelifehamstersarelove November 28, 2018

Sober Bashin Time

The act of beating up and/or manhandling non-intoxicated people. This act is typically preformed by stoners to combat the ever so popular stoner bashin time. There have been many deaths attributed to "Sober Bashin Time" mainly because sober kids can't handle the power of a man hyped up on booze and weed.

ted:you see those kids hanging out by the burger king?
joe:yeah so?
ted:they don't have beer.........or weed.
joe:SOBER BASHIN TIME

by MunicipallyWasted March 18, 2011

Sometimes Sober Saturday

A Sometimes Sober Saturday is a Saturday that qualifies as being sober. This can be for any reason. It is really more of an event, than an adjective.

Joe: "Man, last night was boring, I had a sometimes sober Saturday. :("

Tim: "I've got a lot of homework, I think I'm going to participate in a sometimes sober Saturday."

by izzy zainea March 1, 2009

Shit-faced Sober

Someone who is so ugly, that they literally look like they have had too much alcohol. Someone like this will have a constant look that when people see him/her, they will want to throw up.

Hey, have you seen Mary today?
Yeah, she's become Shit-faced Sober.
Huh, what a shame.

by DoubleTre33 June 29, 2011