slit

A lazy shit that doesn't turn up or is always late to places.

That slit didn't show up again today.

by Manchester United September 12, 2018

No Slitting of Throats Day

On December 11 of each year, all activities related to slitting one's throat must cease and shall remain so for that day.

A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.

by wafflemuncher47 December 11, 2023

Use Your Tongue Slits For.....

Use Your Tongue Slits For.....

Use Your Tongue Slits For.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Sissy slit

The vagina of a post-op trans woman (derogatory)

Yo Stacy, your sissy slit looks better than the real deal, damn!

by Oooblywoobly September 12, 2023

Slit Sniffer

Someone who samples their own goods so to speak. They might be worried about their PH balance so they take a little sniff.

Before we had sex my girlfriend was being a slit sniffer to make sure it was all good down there.

by Scroty Doinkials February 14, 2025

slit

A penis or dick or crouch.

That bitch was sucking slit last night

by whos.jack August 18, 2021

pumpy slit

when you’re an emo feminist that likes Lil Pump

Hey emo kid, you’re a pumpy slit

by AttackBird December 15, 2017