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Slacking Bitches

When you have sex with a female without a condom, you then drop an anvil on her head and fly away with your elytra.
"What have you been up to, Albi" says Carter
"Oh me? I've been... slacking bitches" replies Albi
by pooslayer89 July 7, 2024
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Slack

Famous DEI practitioner and COVID diversity hire, slack was so useless that he turned to human trafficking his “affinity group” in his office and got fired for being the most useless mf to ever exist.
That kid is such a slack bro
“Slack slack slack”
by Galvatron 1999 December 7, 2023
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slack cow

by Reeces_pieces72 June 26, 2017
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Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.
Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months
by Jellogod May 7, 2025
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Slack

Lack of tension or tightness: When referring to physical objects, slack means that something is loose or not pulled tight.
I picked up the rod and wound in the slack
by Leander27 April 22, 2023
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Slacked

A term used when someone or something is annoying boring or just idiotic in general
Jesus fuck that was slacked eh
by Ppmán June 10, 2020
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Slacked

After a long night of romance, Slacking is when you dump a hot load of cum inside her and leave out the widow, saying "you just got slacked"
" you just got slacked"
by PheonixSlacks March 19, 2024
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