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Shitty Life

When you feel sad or frustrated about yourself, and you are lazy to force yourself to make any positive changes. You feel like Shitty Life.
OH State is full of disgusting people , and I have a Shitty Life.
by FuckYouBitch999 April 4, 2018
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cold shitty

n. ice cold, cheap domestic beer, oftentimes of a "light" variety. The idea is to drink them quickly while they are cold shitty beers before they become warm shitty beers, and thus less palatable. Originally heard in Oklahoma City, the term has migrated to Honolulu, Hawaii as well. The activity itself is universal and lends itself well to lounging beside a body of water, natural or otherwise.
-So what you guys gonna do this weekend?
-Dunno, probably go to the lake and drink a cold shitty or three.
-Nice.
by Parker405 June 3, 2010
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sittin sideways

flippin the switch on the hydrolics so that the car sits sideways

when driveing you scoot over to he side of you seat, pimp you hat and just roll

a really good song by Paul Wall and Big Pokey
Sittin sideways,boys in a daze
Sittin sideways,boys in a daze
Sittin sideways,boys in a daze
On a Sunday night I might bang me some...
by elchicoblanco September 23, 2005
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fence-sitter

(n.) One who is afraid to have an opinion, and rather, simply points out the flaws of what everyone else is saying. Dislikeable to all. The exceptions are those fence-sitters that really don't give a shit and make fun of everything, who are liked by all.
by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004
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sitting-down beer

he style/type of beer often consumed while sitting down. These beer types are commonly characterized by:

- Marketing based on culture, i.e. beer afficianados
- Higher cost (less expensive)
- Sometimes referred to as "microbrews"

Sitting-down beer can be consumed while standing, but doesn't really fit the mojo. "Sitting down" is not an absolute requirement.

Sitting-down beer is in direct contrast to standing-up beer.
Common scenarios where sitting-down beer is found:

- Pleasant dinner with colleagues
- "Game night" with other couples
- Bars/taverns that cater to professional clientele
by beer-me September 19, 2008
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Sitting Chaperone

intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.
I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.
by jaffaw January 10, 2010
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shitty ass craps

The result from eating too much Taco Bell, running to the bathroom and using the whole roll of TP because your shit came out like an exploding rocket and more ended up on your ass then in the toilet.
John must have a case of the shitty ass craps, he has been in the porta john forever.
by reeferdave January 15, 2011
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