He is number one. He is the best. Obey Sir. Brayden or die. Thank you for your co-operation. But, if your reading this, I’m. Not impressed. Most people can read. The Yeet Yeet Nation.
Sincerely, Sir. Brayden.
Sincerely, Sir. Brayden.
by Sir. Brayden November 7, 2019

A male who's basic goal is to gather as many internet skanks as possible to make up for his life inadequicy and genetalia size. May assume different nicknames and attempt intellectual conversation only to be thwarted and outed due to pathelogical lying and ineptness.
Sir_Nardo : If I was'nt with <skanknumber5> I would try to get with you.
`shannon` : Wow ok, you = idiot.
`shannon` : Wow ok, you = idiot.
by LoRd_SoCk March 26, 2005

1.That guy is really Sir William. Have you seen his Lamborghini?
2.He's so Sir William he turns his nose to everyone.
2.He's so Sir William he turns his nose to everyone.
by Kaiine Joshua Sims January 1, 2008

The look a girl gets on her face when you hit the womb: you always know when you've hit the womb on that definitive stroke. Sometimes combined with a retraction of the pelvis and gutteral "Oohh" noise
You either are familiar with the Sir Lancelot or you have a small penis and feign familiarity with the above.
by E-Dagget February 6, 2007

So you're taking advice from Sir Noncealot now are you or did you think nicking that motor was a good idea?
by Shuaman June 1, 2020

a person with a small penis
by tillerthekool December 14, 2008
