sir nardo

A male who's basic goal is to gather as many internet skanks as possible to make up for his life inadequicy and genetalia size. May assume different nicknames and attempt intellectual conversation only to be thwarted and outed due to pathelogical lying and ineptness.

Sir_Nardo : If I was'nt with <skanknumber5> I would try to get with you.

`shannon` : Wow ok, you = idiot.

by LoRd_SoCk March 26, 2005

Sir Cody

He is master. Skinny, tall, and just amazing. He is called Senpai sometimes but other times he is called sir. The missy named Jackie likes to poke him and kiss his cheek making him turn into jello.

"Sir Cody!! Come back, I'm cold..." pouts

by Cody the great November 14, 2016

sir rules

Something they post at craft beer tastings that is too hipster to even be on urban dictionary

sir rules apply

by teamdeathstrike May 10, 2014

Sir William

1.A person of very high class and maintnence.
2.A person who is snobby.

1.That guy is really Sir William. Have you seen his Lamborghini?
2.He's so Sir William he turns his nose to everyone.

by Kaiine Joshua Sims January 1, 2008

The Sir Lancelot

The look a girl gets on her face when you hit the womb: you always know when you've hit the womb on that definitive stroke. Sometimes combined with a retraction of the pelvis and gutteral "Oohh" noise

You either are familiar with the Sir Lancelot or you have a small penis and feign familiarity with the above.

by E-Dagget February 6, 2007

Sir Noncealot

An elision of 'nonce' and Sir Lancelot, a Sir Noncealot is a prize pillock or douchebag.

So you're taking advice from Sir Noncealot now are you or did you think nicking that motor was a good idea?

by Shuaman June 1, 2020

Sir Remus

relating back to the old english. Means someone who gives reamings to assholes or anything that can be reamed.

"Look at that teacher" from the looks of him he seems to ream holes. He looks like a Sir Remus

by Lance January 5, 2005