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A Simone Looze

A very unpleasant woman. There is no good quality in her brain. A real cunt of a woman but that word is still not strong enough. she only thinks of herself and takes pleasure in the pain of others
Her: so what if I fucked you dad and ended your parent's marriage, then put my cigarette out in your grandma's ashes while taking a shit on your dog. I still got laid, didn't I?
Him: you are such A Simone Looze.
by Chubbs_McCoy July 24, 2018
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sussy simone

The act of being sussy whilst being simone
Laylaa: hi
Simone: HEllo
Layla: stop being a sussy simone
by Paul "Gypsy" Miller November 10, 2021
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Synnøve and Simone

Two amazingly hot and intelligent girls. They appear like innocent angels and you would never expect them to swear or drink, but get to know them and you will be shocked to find out just how dirty a sense of humor they process and how experienced they are.
Guy: wow, those girl is such sweethearts!

Person who knows them: fs, "Synnøve and Simone" are nothing like that!
by Sissy... March 20, 2013
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Simons special sauce

a sauce made from centrifuged semen,pepsi max and mayonnaise. Can be purchased at certain lemonade stands.
always costs 9001$
Rob: hey nice lemonade stand, do you by chance have some Simons special sauce?
Mary:Well yes my good sir we certainly have.
Rob:Well may I ask how much it costs?
Mary:It's 9001$ dollars sir
Rob: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
by Watho July 8, 2011
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Simant

He is very cool guy. He is talented and good at sports.
Simant is very smart and talented
by SImant January 22, 2019
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simon

simon likes wearing adidas pants and glasses. he also has brown hair usually. he likes to do the chin rub and the a-hAhaaa laugh. Hes actually a pretty good photographer and likes taking pics of really interesting things.
hey look its simon
by name1001 February 17, 2020
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Simon Cowell

A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.
The stupid twat cried after Simon Cowell told him he was a pile of shit.
by psycho bitch March 14, 2004
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