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silkpenis

Promotional penis. One that belongs to a man of power and can be used for career advancement
"George is the silkpenis of Hollywood"
by Planb October 3, 2013
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Doin' A Silky

Doin' a Silky is when a housemate disapers in the middle of the night or very early in the morning. Slithering out of the house with silky smooth precision and accute swiftness.

It can also be used in the same term as 'Doin' A Sly One' 'Moonlighting' 'Fritzing' or 'buggerin' off'
An example of Doin' A silky is;-

>yawn< 'huh? were the hell is my house mate?'
>yawn< 'this room looks a bit bare....'
>yawn< 'say waaa?'
by Kherit March 27, 2011
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Silkroad Online

n. A Korean MMORPG that crashes every other minute.

v. The act of frustrating and ignoring players. Similar to being repeatedly raped by a Komodo Dragon.
I'd love to play this game, but I'm getting the ol' Silkroad Online, and OH MY GOD IT BURNS!
by Argos September 16, 2008
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Silkeborg

Shiiirrt, this is the town, it's like smack down in the middle of the incredibly small Jutland in the even smaller country Denmark, (who like screwed up big time at the cop-15)

Silkeborg, or Silkebronx is like the only place in Denmark with elevations which might just look a tat like mountains, and the valleys between these hills are filled with water, and known as the Silkeborg Lakes, and it is basically what there is in Silkeborg.

The place is filled with rich bankers, who can afford a nice house a one of the 8 billion lakes, and their small puny dogs.
1: He lives in Silkeborg.
2: Were the hell is that?
1: In Denmark!
2: Were the hell is that?
by Dude it is him June 2, 2011
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Silky Boner

the shimmering outline of a bonerinside of a pair of bicycle shorts or speedos.
Did you see the silky boner that guy had when he dismounted his ten speed?
by Boner ManDingo October 9, 2008
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Silky

Being a total god at foosball. Shooting with almost no power but straight into the net.
Silky has did it again! Look at that shot, it was so silk! Did someone notice how silky this shot was?
by smokyprodz May 2, 2011
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Silky Suprise

When you shit in a girl's mouth and then force her to suck your dick, then after you cum she swallows both
Sandor gave a Silky Suprise to Hoppe
by Dr. Saw June 21, 2006
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