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Silkeborg 

Shiiirrt, this is the town, it's like smack down in the middle of the incredibly small Jutland in the even smaller country Denmark, (who like screwed up big time at the cop-15)

Silkeborg, or Silkebronx is like the only place in Denmark with elevations which might just look a tat like mountains, and the valleys between these hills are filled with water, and known as the Silkeborg Lakes, and it is basically what there is in Silkeborg.

The place is filled with rich bankers, who can afford a nice house a one of the 8 billion lakes, and their small puny dogs.
1: He lives in Silkeborg.
2: Were the hell is that?
1: In Denmark!
2: Were the hell is that?
Silkeborg by Dude it is him June 2, 2011
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Silkeborg 

Silkeborg is a town i Denmark. The word "Silke" means silk and "Borg" is directly translated as "Castle". So it's The Silk Castle.
It is commonly known as the Silk City by Danes, but since all Danes are drunk all the time, it comes out as "Siflbrurg"

Silkeborg is also known for it's music, such as the Death Metal bands Crematoria and Dawn of Demise, but also Alphabeat have their origin there.

To define Silkeborg is easy. The true definition is "The City of violent people in fast cars" and nothing else.
Hey, i was in Silkeborg yesterday, and those guys beat me up and drove off in their Dodge Charger!
Silkeborg by Mr. Dane June 22, 2011
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SilkBored 

Heights of boredom when one gets stuck in traffic for a very long time. Bangaloreans can easily relate.
"I will work from home today.. Cuz I don't want to get silkbored again..!!"
SilkBored by ViShaKa August 11, 2017

Silkebrisen 

When you are not quite drunk, but almost there. When you can feel the glow, but still have control over your body. Your not drunk yet, but you're silkebrisen. Silkebrisen is level 1 of drunk prior to kremfodle (look up defintion of kremfodle) and the last level is palmedrita (look up definition of palmedrita).
Man 1: "I have to get up early in the morning."
Man 2: "That sucks, dude. But you can still get silkebrisen."
Silkebrisen by CumulativeVilkår October 15, 2011

sideborg 

Very annoying person
Dont invite that sideborg
sideborg by Jatidis June 17, 2023

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026