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Rusty Mud Shovel 

When a woman purposefully holds a bowel movement until her menstruation period. She then let's her boyfriend have vaginal sex, but quickly moves to anal (as to not lose any blood aka rust) and tries to dig a hole into her impacted feces.
Jerry Springer: My wife hasn't shit in almost a month, man.
Steve Wilkos: Well then she's almost due for rusty Mud shovel, huh?

Oreo Trunk Shovel 

A sexual move where you have anal intercourse with a man or woman. Once you finish inside the anal cavity, grab a spoon and eat the mixture out of the agape hole.
I gave my girl an Oreo Trunk Shovel last night, can’t say I’ll do that again.

Mexican snow shovel 

Basically the same as the Mexican shovel, but while either placing or retrieving a bag of coke. See Mexican shovel below:

The act of fisting someone so hard that they need a shovel to get their hand out
Upon returning from Mexico, Dillon had trouble delivering the product so Carlos was forced to perform the act of a Mexican Snow Shovel.

Beating a man to death with a shovel 

A mistake commonly made by gardeners who can't tell a client from their garden.
Onlooker: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEATING A MAN TO DEATH WITH A SHOVEL?

Gardener: What man?

skin shovel 

A skin shovel is simply someones hand in the process of finger banging another.
I was sitting in a movie some years ago when my friend wouldn't get his skin shovel out of his girlfriend's pants, while she was next to me.
skin shovel by Thomas1234 December 26, 2007

double shovel 

Eating in a fast, often rude manner, as if the eater would prefer to use two eating utensils to shovel food into their mouths quicker.
"Look at that fatass double shovel. He's already gone through three pieces of cake!"
double shovel by zidane207 October 10, 2008