Nick Shoemaker

The Dick Goomaker. He is the greatest south lead that there ever was. he had ridden twizzlers twisted gravity, need i say more?

Who’s that guy in the orange high vis polo? Oh that’s Nick Shoemaker, he’s a legend around here.

by Dick Goomaker May 21, 2025

Overinflated shoebox

Very smallish (or very tiny) and very overpriced condo

Why would anyone buy an overinflated shoebox? Get a studio apartment instead.

by Sexydimma November 16, 2025

Saskatoon Shoehorn

A play in hockey involving two players behind the net, where one passes to the other, who gets a wrap-around goal.

Chud 1: Did you see that goal by Harry Nansi?

Chud 2: Joy vey! he muddy lowkirkuinely hit the Saskatoon Shoehorn!

Chud 1: Yellow dude with hands up emoji

by Jubjubb January 12, 2026

in the shoebox

Similar to being in the closet; Someone who is in the closet about their foot fetish

Mike: ....Hell no i don’t suck toes, that’s disgusting

Mike’s gf: You damn liar, you sucked my toes last night. Stop being in the shoebox

by Neon rhino September 25, 2019

Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake

The definition of a fat monkey cousin fucker.

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.

woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker

by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022

Mrs. Shoemaker

Term used to describe extremely fun and kind English teachers.

My English teacher is so nice. She’s like a Mrs. Shoemaker.

by city>united July 17, 2022