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snarfed

Sniffing someones seat or bike after they have sat on it.
Cody "snarfed" the teachers char.
by OmegaZim October 27, 2010
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by Poppin' Fresh November 18, 2003
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Snarf Gobbler

Snarf Gobbler is when a person spits up food when they laugh or has it come out of the nose and then eats it afterward.
Floyd: Dude, what the hell are you doing with your snarf?!

Cameron: Hey, it can't escape me that easily. There are starving kids all around the world.

Floyd: Ech! You're such a snarf gobbler!
by Ziongeddon April 19, 2010
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Snarf

-noun
1. the sound a bloodhound makes when tracking human beings by scent. Bloodhounds have the famed ability to track human scents over great distances.

-verb
2. when a single man or woman is on the prowl for a suitable mate, to either party with or engage in sex.

3. snarfing,
- on the prowl, tracking the scent of hotties

4. snarf up,
- the act of finding hotties and throwing your game at them in order to impress them.

5. an evolution of the original word snarf (word of the day on May 25, 2005) which meant "to pilfer, to take something that one perceives as off-limits."
- The current definition has a positive connotation.
Dude, did you see that hottie that Ben is dancing with?
Yeah! He totally snarfed her up from the bar next door!

How does she always find these super cute guys?
Well, you know she's a professional snarfer.

Gentlemen, activate your snarfers. We're going to snarf up some hotties tonight.

Snarf, snarf!
by Bloodhound123 May 26, 2010
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nathan is a snarf
by ingeniusbastard September 14, 2011
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thunder shnarff

When a girl is giving you head and you relize you are about to bust, you don't tell her, you just let it flow and when her mouth is nice and full, give a nice jab in the throat forcing her to swallow.
This girl didn't like to swallow, so I gave her a thunder shnarff
by Anonymous March 27, 2003
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Snarff

To propel a liquid substance from one's nose as a direct result of laughing while consuming said liquid (most commonly, but not necessarily milk)
"So Trent gave me a floppy noodle last night. I totally snarffed his jizz all over my nice pink dress."
by Jizzman88 July 30, 2009
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