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swinging gate

Sexual position, starting with oral and then having the person on top pivot around their head until a "ying-yang" or "69" position is obtained.
"She went down on him and then pulled a swinging gate so he could share."
by Veit September 27, 2007
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singing face

The equivilent to a guitar face, only while singing.
Dude, have you seen Joe Jonas's Singing Face?
Yeah, he looks like he's giving birth.
by iCarly January 15, 2008
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Slinging mayonaise

Phrase used to describe the act of masturbating.
Person 1: Hey, why is the camper rocking?

Person 2: Wait a minute. Who the hell is slinging mayonaise?

Asian: No idea. but whoever it is, stop.

Person 1: Yeah beating off with a bunch of guys is lame
by longboarder870 May 4, 2009
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shindingle

to be cheated out of
He promised us beer! Damn, we've been shindingled
by SHINDINGLED August 3, 2010
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singing

'i want to be a singer' - Jess
'its just singing in style'- Greg
by crocczilla October 8, 2019
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Shingding

a party,a fun tym wif ur mates, going to the movies and mucking up wiif ur frends and finnaly being really random and having the tym ov ur life =
Steph and Monique are going to have there shingding tonigt yay
by Steph and Mon December 14, 2006
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shining wit

A shining wit is a person with a wonderful sense of the comedic, someone who can find the humour in everything and is always keen to see the bright side, going through life with an optimistic and sunny attitude, always ready to crack a joke to cheer his chums and other folk who have the good fortune to be in his presence..

He also does not really exist, so, is in fact the opposite of that. Much as he likes to be known as a shining wit, he is unaware of the fact that his associates refer to him as a shining wit merely to draw attention to the fact that he is such a miserable bastard that anyone who spends time with him usually ends up twitching on the end of a rope owing to induced suicidal tendancies..

In truth, shining wit is the polite spoonerist term for a WHINING SHIT.
"I had a date last evening, met a woman and she started crying after we tried to have sex and told me to go.

I couldn't understand it, I had been entertaining her all evening with tales of my ex-wife and our divorce, how she cleaned me out, turned my kids against me and left me penniless and suicidal and how greatful I was to finally meet a woman who was going to make me happy forever and stop me from taking the overdose I was planning to take if the date did not work out..

When she fell face first into her spagbol at 3.30 AM I decided she wanted to go to bed as she was tired, I dragged her upstairs and she seemed willing, but, nothing happened really because I have become impotent..

Then, she woke and seemed to be not so happy as she was when I met her..

Cant understand it, do you think Ill ever meet a good woman?"

Well mate, youre such a Shining Wit, the ladies are sure fall for your charms in the time honoured way.. Just keep taking the blue pills..
by evalson August 10, 2010
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