Wetlands in the sheets

When you’re cuddling in bed and tell a joke, your girl laughs so hard she gets the bed soaked

I was telling my girl all.about cumslaps next think you know she's laughing so hard it was wetlands in the sheets!

by Ammo4u March 10, 2023

Eat the sheets

When your so hyped to go to bed that you get a running start and slide into the covers.

Me: Hey man I'm gonna go eat the sheets
Friend: alright night homie
Me: *Sound of a full grown man sliding into blankets*

by Heimz Doofenshmirtz November 01, 2018

eat the sheets

you’re getting hit from the back and your partner shoves your face in the sheets

Nate: “I’m gay”
Madi: “Oh so you like to eat the sheets?”

by theseb1tchesdidntlovesosa May 17, 2021

karate sheets

tossing and turning, not sleeping but trying to.

after all them toots, i was practicing karate sheets for hours.

by rckem February 14, 2014

Shit Sheets

Synonymous for toilet paper, but specifically a brand of toilet paper yielding superior quality for the purpose of taking a shit.

Dude! Did you use all the shit sheets AGAIN???

by Captian Dinosaur Wrangler March 07, 2011

Shit sheets

Toilet paper.

We need to buy more shit sheets

by Wicked Mainah March 15, 2016

Dryer Sheet

A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.

Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off

by dangerbot3000 April 04, 2015