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National Mr I Sharp day 

The 18th of November 2021 Mr I Sharp left my life (he’s still alive I just don’t know where) and therefore I think that that is his day and it shall be the day we remember the no1 teacher Mr I Sharp as he was a truly good teacher and a even better man

To Mr I Sharp “cheers” 🍻
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The Billy Sharp Rumour

The billy sharp rumour, refers to Bradford city fans and fake ‘in the knows’ creating the transfer rumour of Sheffield United striker billy sharp joining Bradford city, a common site on social media throughout the transfer window, this transfer has never gone through, and probably never will.
‘The billy sharp rumour: Billy sharp to Bradford is a done deal!’
The Billy Sharp Rumour by LankyGuy January 30, 2023
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i hope your next poop is sharp

word typed and publicated by a "brave" roblox player.
wow! This i hope your next poop is sharp image is magnifying!

Mr. Sharp 

Omg Mr. Sharp is our English teacher! We are so lucky!
Mr. Sharp by it’s me again November 22, 2021

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick 

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

Pencil and Sharpener theory 

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)
The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

Fairy Of Shampoo 

A fairy of shampoo is a person who would make you no longer feel lonely just by seeing them. Even if you’re with your sad heart, they make it disappear far away.
Person A: Who’s your fairy of shampoo?
Person B: Soobin<3