by Pen-man March 13, 2018

Noun; News, information or stories, that seem(s) to be crazy talk or otherwise obviously impossible.
Joe came home late telling some kook-scoop story about a flat tire! I already knew where he was though!
by McSouthFl September 21, 2019

Johnny didn’t have a condom so he pinched his foreskin together when he blew his load. Luckily Lucy had a cum scoop handy for a quick clean out!
by Truffleshuffle4l March 20, 2020

(v.) \ˈhip\ \ˈsküp\
The act of picking up the opposite sex with direct application of swag.
abbreviated: hip, hip hip scoop, hip scooping, scoop.
The act of picking up the opposite sex with direct application of swag.
abbreviated: hip, hip hip scoop, hip scooping, scoop.
by Giorgio Palmiero January 23, 2011

by iRxme March 6, 2017

When you’re giving someone a blumpkin and you reach around and scoop up a little shit to lube the balls.
by Jizzalina89 January 18, 2023

When you cum inside of your partner and as an act of contraception, you scoop the semen out with your finger and sling it away
by The brown taco February 21, 2019
