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Scratching the McCain Bus

A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in August 2008.
Man, I was so horny the other day even scratching the McCain Bus didn't help relieve the tension.
by Stringer57 October 18, 2008
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scratching

doing something that you dont wanna do, that takes alot of effort, and is hard to do.
To fit into a small car parking spot would be considering scratching.
"I'm scratching to get into this parking spot"
by Suspicious October 27, 2003
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Snitching

Owning up to someone else’s actions for them because they are either too immature, stupid, or pathetic to do it themselves.
Why is bob always snitching?
by PettyPrincess101 October 6, 2017
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scratching

scratching is itching your body ! !!!!! !!
was he scratching?? ??

no one does that to my friend!!!!11!1111?????///
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identity switcher/switching

its not real! its made up!!! its a thing people made up to think they are like DID/OSDD systems
me: do you know about identity switcher/switching ?
random: yes i am one! its like a system
me:liar they dont exist
by SceneCore Sustem! May 15, 2021
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the only thing that could outmatch ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, IT DELETE ALL OF THE SADNESS
well you wont be getting another main line series game, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico
by someone else thats not u April 8, 2021
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scorching my scrotum

basically means someone is pissing you off or cramping your style
by superfly3789 April 11, 2011
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