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king john school

king john is a school that is known as the school where teachers take THE MOST L’s. They are also very racist. The toilets smell like rotten shaki. Despite all this it’s quite an entertaining environment. The year elevens do amazing pranks
One of them tried to sell the school bus on Gumtree! Rumours say that on the last day the whole school are having a mad rush at lunch time🤘🏾 Mr Belinie is the biggest joke of all. Mr Watts is juss fat. Mr Beston needs to shut up and focus on growing hair. 🚫🧢
king john school teachers give the most verbal even though their INADEQUATE
by inadequate’k June 13, 2019
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Bala cynwyd middle school

A school where a bunch of low life ppl who think they're the shit when they're actually not. No joke the people here are so damn annoying it makes me want to jump out a window. This one girl can get away with anything if she just cries. People think a specific teacher is a pedo and most of the teachers here don't give a shit about anything. All they want to do is get paid and it's hella sad. Most of the girls here are so basic and rude it makes me wanna vomit. Almost all of the girls cause way too drama and talk shit behind other people's back. They also say shit about each other online. Tell one person a secret and itll get to the whole grade. almost everyone here picks fights and talks crap but when you're down with their shit and want to fight them they will low-key flee.
by yallareretarded April 15, 2019
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little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.
Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?
by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005
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School

teacher: Derek, what is the definition of school?
Derek: a load of crap
teacher: very good Derek now go back to sleep
by D.D.07 December 5, 2003
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Shawnigan Lake School

You know you go to Shawnigan Lake School when...
-You spend your afternoons running
-Watching a movie before 9pm seems strangely subversive and sneaky
-You collect old pieces of school uniform for "status", and the juniors fight over them when you graduate
-You are a prefect or head of house, and somehow this means something to you
-You feel a little uncomfortable when you see someone cutting corners in the grass
-You know something bad has happened when the Headmaster stands in the middle of the chapel stage, rather than at the podium
-You think sleeping in until 7:30 during the week is a treat, and 8:30 on Saturdays is like paradise
-You are forced to fold your clothes with your gold book, so that every shirt is folded with the exact same width and length
-You've ever been told that wearing a collared shirt and tucking it in is essential to learning
-You know what "wilberforce" is and know that it is living hell wrapped into a punishment
-You know that "prep" has two meanings: homework assignments, and the period of time between 7-9 pm in which you do your homework
Person 1: Do you go to Shawnigan Lake School?
Person 2: No, I wish. I go to Brentwood because I didn't get into Shawnigan.
by alkjwerl February 13, 2010
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Martinez Middle School

Where dumbass seventh graders hold a vape in their hand and go running around gaining instant fuccboi status by saying they vaped. Little kids say they’re gonna fight someone else and then don’t come to school the next day. And everyone thinks it’s a scary school but its really just a gated community.
“Hey did you go to Martinez Middle School
“Yeah you mean White Fuckboi Gated Community
by OmgitsAlia-A August 7, 2018
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Sehome High School

Sehome High School is the most pretentious, whitest, and hippiest school in the greater Bellingham region. Home to around 20 minorities and 1,100 white kids, Sehome really puts the "high" in high school. Boasting a large nicotine issue, many students enjoy the all gender bathrooms as a hot spot for sex and juuling. Home to SoundCloud rappers, bad admins, and many libtards, Sehome High School is the best school in Washington state and fuck the raiders, fuck storm, and fuck 12
"Have you been to Sehome High School recently?"
"No, I haven't been there since I was jumped for not wearing AirPods."
by mikelitoris_ January 11, 2019
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