schoten

1. Misspelling of scrotum
2. Person or thing possessing attributes similar to a scrotum

"Woah, his face looks like a schoten"

by Jeff Farmer October 31, 2007

schmtasblished

Argument against whether an object or saying is or was established.

Established, schmtasblished

by lola chung December 14, 2010

schmutty

A girl that is both Jewish and slutty.

Kind of like every mother in New Jersey when they were twenty years old.

Monica is so schmutty she doesn't even care if they're circumcised.

by Chrissychris February 21, 2011

Schitzilla

What Bongo leaves in the toilet.

Bongo left a huge stinky schitzilla in the bathroom and clogged up the toilet!

by In2Deep October 12, 2011

schottenheimers

A fatal brain wasting disease that results in one calling 64 pass plays in a regulation football game with a play action QB. This disease is often characterized by head scratching play calls that more often than not result in a punt or game changing turnover.

That football coach must have Schottenheimers because this team hasn't run once this entire quarter and there's only 2 minutes left.

by fartfacio January 2, 2012

schtagger

is when you know your doing what your supposed to because things just seem to fall in place how you want them to at the most opportune times

person 1: "Man lebron won the championship, got finals mvp, and a gold medal this year."

person 2: "True, thats how you know he got schtagger"

by daboid 2quick January 1, 2013

schmute

Someone who is really cute, in a really cute way.

That guy is well schmute

by harleysmith September 11, 2014