Schuch

British furry mammal native to local gutters and handi-capped washroom stalls.

Also see Big Foot for similarities.

"get your camera out it's the prestige Schuch coming out of the forest for some crackers!"

by Unreal Doco July 3, 2008

schmuck

A term used by the germans, to describe nice jewelry.
It was actually a mis interpretation by the Germans of the true meaning.
Before the Holocaust, the Jewish would always comment on how nice someones wifes shmuck looked,
"Oh wot lovely schmuck you are wearing",
The Germans initially took this as some kind of compliment, and blushed at such fine appreciation,
The German population in it's enthusiasm embraced this new Jewish word and used it with affection and associated it with, "arn't those Jewish just lovely"
Until one day, they finally realized, that they'd been had.
And that schmuck actually meant the bit of penis that is removed during circumsion

"Oh, wot lovely schmuck your wife is wearing", says Jewish chancellor to German politician

by sean bradley was ere January 29, 2008

schack

-a douche bag

- a bag that is used for the cleansing of a vaginal canal

Dude, that girls vagina is disgusting, she better schack it, or Im not touching it.

Shut the fuck up, you schack

by Mike November 20, 2003

schmuck

Anybody who believes the hateful translations of the word.

"He really thought the word 'jewelry' comes from 'Jew,' the schmuck."

by Yutzmach Purkonae May 9, 2008

schucky-schucky

A traditional term used by Slavic, city of Chicago taxi cab drivers who, due to religious principles, do not want to use the f-word. The "sch" substitutes the "f"

First time in Chicago?
Do you boys want to go to schucky-schucky whorehouse?

by Stormymike August 6, 2003

Schickedanz

Stuff, clobber, or any other item.

What's with that SCHICKEDANZ ?
Where's he ? Ah, he's with SCHICKEDANZ !
Quit that SCHICKEDANZ !

by Frank E. Booth August 19, 2006

schmuck

a jewish work for "dick"

it a jewish word mike, u fucking moron, not yidish

by James April 5, 2005