Schrodinger's Disappointment

A state of being disappointed and not disappointed at the same time

Person 1: Because of you, I have Schrodinger's Disappointment.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: I am disappointed and not disappointed with you at the same time.
Person 2: Because I reported you to the police for opening fire in a retirement home?
Person 1: ...They had it coming

by Moronoki.com March 14, 2025

Schrodinger's Baddie

When you see a potential baddie however she is wearing a facemask or any other accessories that may obscure her full facial features. So without purely seeing what she actually looks like that person is both ugly and a baddie at the same time.

Person 1: Yo that one chick in our class looks kinda hot
Person 2: Yeah but isn't she a Schrodinger's baddie though..?

Person 1: Ah, right I've never seen her face without the facemask

by John Paul Linguini Fetticini May 29, 2024

Schrodinger's Brownie

A brownie that could have weed in it but you are not 100% sure.

My Uncle gave me what he called "Schrodinger's Brownie".

by Wizerd1889 September 11, 2021

Schrodinger's Hypocrite

A person who will pretend to openly support an organization or movement, but will badmouth said organization or movement in secret.

"I'm not supporting BLM because they're important. I'm doing it for the clout!"

"Dude...F**k off. You're such a Schrodinger's Hypocrite."

by Pistachio_mess December 21, 2020

Schrodinger's Virgin

Someone who participated in intercourse but never orgasmed at any point in their life.

"Hey dude, I heard you lost your virginity to that babe across the street!"
"Sorry dude, I'm only Schrodinger's virgin. Her grandma walked in on us."

by MajesticSammie November 11, 2021

Schrodinger's Asshole

a Schrodinger's asshole is a person who makes a statement or a joke, and decides if they don't give a fuck about it if they get embarrassed

She is literally Schrodinger's Asshole, she got so embarrassed when she spelled one word wrong and suddenly didn't care, but she's fuming!!!

by brookvollerei February 12, 2024

Schrodinger's comedian

Somebody who says something really unfunny, then decides whether or not to say it was meant to be unfunny based on the people's reactions around him.

Rob: "Guys, skibidi rizz!"

Mark: "That was so unfunny."

Rob: "It was meant to be unfunny!"

Mark: "You're such a Schrodinger's comedian."

by EnderThatGuy February 4, 2025