A female student who does a term paper on masturbation and does more research then actual writing. With Two in the Pink and a pen full of ink waiting for the muse to write.
Guy#1: So this student got the record for Masturbation while doing a paper on the topic of Masturbation. Wonder what if he got stumped would this be a case of Writer's cock?
Guy#2: Awesome...I believe it would. But what if it was a girl. :)
Guy#1: Then it would be 2 in the pink and a pen full of Ink
and I shall I shall dub it.... "The Scholar" Hence, Use the Scholar make her Hollar.
Guy#2: Dude, that's Shakepearean.
Guy#1: I'm a Filthy Genius.
Guy#2: Awesome...I believe it would. But what if it was a girl. :)
Guy#1: Then it would be 2 in the pink and a pen full of Ink
and I shall I shall dub it.... "The Scholar" Hence, Use the Scholar make her Hollar.
Guy#2: Dude, that's Shakepearean.
Guy#1: I'm a Filthy Genius.
by Filthy Genius September 20, 2011
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Sean Walling has such experience with the weenis that he is considered to be the worlds first and foremost Weenis scholar. His knowledge and prowess with the weenis is unmatched.
by Halfdane May 11, 2004
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Shopaholics have any number of maxed out credit cards and will sometimes buy things that they have no logical use for.
Many shopaholics eventually get into trouble for running up large debts which they are unable to pay off.
Shopaholics have any number of maxed out credit cards and will sometimes buy things that they have no logical use for.
Many shopaholics eventually get into trouble for running up large debts which they are unable to pay off.
Joey: My sister went and bought four more pairs of shoes yesterday.
Jilly: But she already has about 120 pairs in her bedroom, This is more than mere retail therapy Joey, I think she may be a shopaholic.
Jilly: But she already has about 120 pairs in her bedroom, This is more than mere retail therapy Joey, I think she may be a shopaholic.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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A spasticification of the word 'schnizzle'. Invented to parody the ridiculousness of most rappers (esp. American ones) and the popularisation of their stupid jargon.
by Z-boBOS June 13, 2007
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