Scandinasian

A female born and raised in Scandinavia but of asian descent.

Henrik: Wow, that girl doesn't look Scandinavian.
Vicky: I know, she's a Scandinasian.

by vixblue February 19, 2012

the scandal in the Catholic Church

When Priests started molesting young alter boys and disobeying their religion. This happened in 2002 and continues throughout today.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Sandie

A sexy bitch with a abnormally large cock. Hates wearing clothes. Whore. Loves Ian Patrick Powers.<3

Katelin: Sandie Bobbitt is sexy.

Kassidy: I know, big cock too.

Ian: That's my cock.

by sandieeeissexayy August 23, 2011

Scandinavian Tobaggan

It when you stick your junk in a female's trunk and ride her down a flight of stairs.

"Damn son! I took that bitch on a Scandinavian Tobaggan ride last week!"

by Babar the Great February 27, 2008

Scandinavian Hammock

The act of stretching one's scrotum to form a 6 inch long "hammock", filling it with cereal and milk, and having your partner eat the cereal with a spoon.

"Sorry I used all of your Captain Crunch, but one thing led to another last night and I ended up getting a Scandinavian hammock."

by Cheebles August 7, 2013

Scandinavian Hat Trick

While having sexual intercourse with a female in the missionary position, finish inside her. Once you finish, proceed to urinate while you stick your finger down your throat and make yourself vomit as well. Make sure the vomit lands in the goal, "vagina" so that you score the hat trick.

Friend 1: Last night was the tits! I boned a chick and came inside her!

Friend 2: That's it?

Friend 1: What do you mean that's it?

Friend 2: I brought some bitch back from the bar and gave her and scored the Scandinavian Hat Trick bro!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 16, 2017

scandinavian jackhammer

When you wriggle your thighs from side to side to ease out a difficult bowel movement.

"Mate, that was a tricky shit. I had to drop the Scandinavian jackhammer."

by mikjoms July 29, 2017