Crow sammich 

A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it's not just any old sandwich though. This probably one of the hardest for anyone to eat. It is usually served when you say something and it is proven wrong later. You know, like when you make a mistake and are forced to acknowledge it humbly.

My son is gonna eat a crow sammich after I kick his butt bowling!

Crow sammich by Tonyaguas January 13, 2011

Dirty Sammich 

When the guy making your sandwich stares at your ass the entire time he makes it.

Fuckin' Quiznos guy blatently stared at my ass the entire time he was making my sandwich. He can't even try to be discreet? Geez. I feel like I got a dirty sammich now.

Dirty Sammich by cosmovern September 9, 2010

sammich 

when you call your sandwich a sammich, it becomes holy and divine. it explodes and melts in your mouth when you eat it. it gives you a strong and full stomache for two years. IT is a sammich

Me: *eating sammich*
You: *eating sandwich*

sammich by 10101110110010101 September 1, 2009

Sammich 

A Sammich is more then just meat between bread... it is a feast of epic proportions... It is not something I could trust ladies to make... for they are far too lovely and delicate to understand the construction effort required... This Feast must be prepared by the kind of man who Feeds Armies, or Slaughters them!

I would let a lady make me a Sandwich, but a Sammich, of Epic proportions can only be made By a True Warrior... rather then use a knife to cut it, He shall slice it in half with a Bastard Sword still soaked in the blood of Enemies he had driven before him, while letting out a mighty Roar!

Hot Damn.... That Sammich was incredible...

I now have the strength to defeat the Nazis! Thanks John Wayne!

Sammich by T-pain McAwesome January 7, 2011

sammed 

to be fooled into thinking a girl is hot through a picture she sends while in real life she is actually quite unfortunate.

i saw that bitch today who sent me a hot pic last night..not good.

bra you got sammed!! yadigg?

sammed by omghahalol May 17, 2009

sammich 

Sammich is a sandwich of ultimate power. Its VERY tasty. It can also be used for slapping.

SupaKhaos/Sammich King pwns you and all of your sammiches.

sammich by SupaKhaos(Chance B.) February 4, 2005

samiel 

Samiel is a person who doesn't actually know how to spell their name. They are quite dumb, but a sexy dumb. The bitches fall to their knees to try and hit it with this dude. Extremely awesome.

Boy: "What's the big deal? He's just another dumb guy."
Girl: "Are you fu**ing kidding me?! That's Samiel!"

samiel by _myx_ May 19, 2017