rusty girder

A shit that won’t flush and sits at the bottom of the toilet slowly dissolving.

Hey Mike you know that shit I had this morning, well it just refuses to flush and it just sits there looking more and more like a rusty girder

by Chivchovs October 25, 2017

Rusty cow

Orally stimulating a lactating woman's anus with ones tongue in the classic 69 position, while simultaneously find comfort betwixt her pendulous mammaries.

I totally tit fucked her while eating out her ass the other night! You know, the good ol' rusty cow routine. Boob juice got everywhere.

by Mamfucker69 February 24, 2018

Rusty lantern

When you are having PIV sex in doggie style and you insert a lit glow stick in the ass.

My girlfriend and I did the rusty lantern last night and she looked so bright and beautiful

by Hixkix915 February 08, 2017

rusty heater

When the penis is inserted into the anus and held in due to clenching it becomes "hot and rusty".

I met this chick at the bar and she gave me the old rusty heater.

by LeslieMiller January 08, 2020

Rusty Brusselers

The act of recieving fellatio while simultaneously placing a sports bet on an electronic device.

"My wife gave me a serious Rusty Brusselers in the bathroom last night!"

"I won twice last night. Rusty Brusselers and a hundred bucks!"

by Pigeonsrus February 09, 2019

rusty barge

the defication that comes out of the anus while being Tug Boated. (same as motor boating, only done in the butt cheeks instead of the breasts)

While she was sticking her face in his ass giving him a tug boat, he deficated, hence, giving her a rusty barge.

by Roadhouse Bitches August 26, 2012

rusty ratchet

An older woman that makes ratchet decisions.

That rusty ratchet can't get her shit together.

by Redneck Mac December 05, 2015