Taint Runner

A running back who can't find the hole, and continues to run into the backs of his linemen.

Ryan Grant experienced a drastic drop off in yardage and touchdowns shortly after becoming a taint runner.

by Letter 8 man October 25, 2009

Homestar Runner

Slow-witted, beanie-wearing, dullard with a speech impediment capable of annoying and amusing simultaneously.
Synonymous with Dumpface.
Often borrows fondue pots.

Flagrant error! This does not look good for Homestar Runner.

by Dan January 12, 2003

blade runners

skaters who favour in line to boarding

rick and the blade runners are at it again

by pyke August 8, 2004

Homestar Runner

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Homestaw Wunnew!

by DeadlyHomsar August 28, 2003

road runner

One of the largest Internet Service Providers in the United States. Owned by Time Warner and affiliated with America Online and Earthlink. Technical support is outsourced to Convergys where agents like me have to talk to stupid people all day long who have no idea what their Internet connection is for.

Customer: I Broke my Road Runner!
Agent: What lights are on your modem
Customer: Standy Light!
Agent: Can you click on the 'Tools' Button, there should be a picture of you, because you are a tool!

by Kev23 September 24, 2005

runners dick

Chaffing of the tip of the dick, commonly caused from running

"Charlie got that runners dick after that 5 mile. It burnt the tip of his dick off!"

by Balockay740 December 11, 2015

honey runner

Someone (typically otherwise single) having extramarital sex with an (often older) partner. Honey is a euphemism for sex and the honey runner often has to run out the back door to escape the spouse. Also using "runner" in the sense of trafficking in something illegal or illicit.

Young Joe is seeing Yolanda behind the back of her husband Terry. I could have told you Joe has always been Yolanda's honey runner.

by Fearman August 4, 2007