I, robot

An ‘I, robot’ is when you jizz on someone’s face and let it dry, leaving with the recipient resembling the robot from the classic Will Smith film ‘I, robot’.
P1: Damn bro, is it true you got an ‘I, Robot’ last night? That’s crazy how did it feel?

P2: Yeah bro can’t lie it was pretty sweet!
by hainlad October 12, 2020
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I, robot

An ‘I, robot’ is when you jizz on someone’s face and let it dry, leaving with the recipient resembling the robot from the classic Will Smith film ‘I, robot’.
P1: Damn bro, is it true you got an ‘I, Robot’ last night? That’s crazy how did it feel?

P2: Yeah bro can’t lie it was pretty sweet!
by hainlad October 12, 2020
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angry robot

A boss or manager that is highly tuned in their extremely specific field, but is incapable of engaging in communication outside of their realm of expertise. Automated answers are generated in most cases, until they are presented with an email/question from an insubordinate that requires thought outside of the levels of programming. Angry Robots tend to be condescending when approached by an email/question to which they have no correct response.

The Angry Robot will then either shut down completely and close their office door, or immediately grab a handset and remain on the phone for the next 2 business days. Angry Robots also expect everyone within shouting distance to have the ability to read their robot mind.
Oh my gosh, Mike is such an Angry Robot. Our office is falling apart. He never responds to my emails, and if i knock on his door...he glares at me like i am a fool for approaching him and wasting his precious time.
by LightYearsAhead February 04, 2018
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Saitama Robot

A very good example of a Telegram Group management bot which is made by Sawada.
It is basically a modular Telegram Python bot running on python3 with a sqlalchemy database and an entirely themed persona to make Saitama suitable for Anime and Manga group chats.
The bot also has a jealousy feature which causes others to shitpost about the bot.
Person 1: Hey are there any bots which are underestimated but are insanely awesome
Person 2: Ever heard of Saitama Robot?
Person 1: Ah that bot that's op but retards don't wanna admit it
by Masayoshi-sama October 18, 2020
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robot hustle

a dance move combining the elements of the robot and the hustle.

Most applicable to electronic sounding music with a disco flair.
He tore it up on the dance floor doing the Robot Hustle.
by Robert Yang March 19, 2007
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rusty robot

for a male to have sexual intercourse with a physical handicapped woman in her wheel chair.
"damn jim and tom pulled a rusty robot with that cripple bitch just to get in the front of the line "
by Pimp Don Juans December 18, 2007
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robot dicks

An annoying mispronunciation of robotics. Used when your nerdy friends talk about robotics to make fun of them.
Robert: Wow I just love robotics so much!!
Kevin: You mean you love robot dicks?
by Goldensage1 June 26, 2010
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