ripe

being ripe goes beyond being "fresh", like RIPE fruit is better than FRESH fruit

"shittt nigga you's RIPE"

"uhhh you should RIPEN"

by a.n.m. May 14, 2008

Ripe

really good, awesome, too cool for school etc (you get the picture)

that shit is ripe

by the meowster December 14, 2003

Ripe

The new phrase to describe something that's cool, which uses the literal meaning of to ripen as a fruit
That's sick/really cool
Reaching perfection/coming into season/coming of age/blossoming

Ah man that's ripe
You look ripe as

Jack "Oh Tom I've got to say I really like your shirt"
Tyler "Yeah I've got to admit its proper ripe mate"

by Fieldss August 13, 2014

RipeAss

In regards to eating a dude’s ass; When his asshole isn’t dirty per se, but has a hint of a little something requiring a shower.

“I spread his sweet muscle cheeks and just before I went to town I began to get a whiff of his smelly RipeAss ...”

by BumLuv86 February 12, 2018

Sniper Riper

A physically or mentally incapacitated sniper, often in video games.

That sniper riper just killed me! Arg that sniper riper! 7!

by No such thing November 28, 2009

lizard repellent

Used to ward off lot lizards. If a truck driver wishes to be left alone from unsolicited lot lizards, all that needs to be done is to wet a tissue and place it outside of your truck door. The lot lizards will not bother you thinking that you have already finished the job.

Jim Bob: Those goddam lot lizards won't leave me alone. They kept banging on my door and kept me up all night.

Joe Dirt: Just use some of that there lizard repellent. They won't bother you if they know you have shot a wad. Ummm Huh

by Willy Wig September 23, 2014

rigel

A black girl's booty.

"Damn, she got a rigel!

by AtticusD January 17, 2008