Reed

Literally the sexiest thing alive, he has the biggest ding dong in the world and absolutely destroys girls with it.

I was sleeping with Reed last night, I have to use a wheelchair now

by Sexiest_guy_ever May 12, 2023

Reed

Constantly complaining about literally everything.

I know its monday, but why dobyou always have to be such a reed

by Renzo915 April 17, 2021

Reed

One who constantly complaints about anything going on.

Stop bitchin about it, why you gotta be such a reed.

by Renzo915 April 17, 2021

reed

this is a bad name.

person one: oh i don’t like his name
person two: yea reed is a bad name

by reedkimball February 11, 2021

Reed

He has a big ego and thinks he’s king of the world

Person one: bro have you met reed

Person two: Yea he’s full of him self

by Beautifulqueen43 March 22, 2020

Reed

A piece of thin wood made into rectangle curved in top that you wet in your mouth you then use a ligature to put the reed on the mouthpiece of an instrument like Clarinet family or sax family. Reeds are very easily chipped messing up sounds. Replace every 2-3 weeks but a month or so is fine.

My reed is broken, you give me a extra if you have any?

by Anonymous 1,000,631 November 23, 2019

Reed

Not a prostitute, she is a fine lookin woman who makes money legally.

Guy 1: Hey look! It’s Reed!
Guy 2 (Who’s dick is absolutely massive): Yeah! She’s not a prostitute!

by Mailliman June 19, 2022