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Pending Paranoia Request

A mental Facebook Friend Request you have for someone but won't send it. You get paranoid that they don't like you because they have not requested to be your friend first, so you avoid sending them a friend request all together.But it doesn't stop there, you still think about sending them a friend request if you guys had a great conversation or they seem to really like you, BUT you still avoid sending the friend request. Why? Because you don't want to deal with the awkwardness of them denying your friend request. Because then that will just prove they don't like you, and you see them everyday and that would make things incredibly awkward, causing you to be even more paranoid when you see them.
Person 1"I have known David for a year, I see him everyday, but I haven't sent him a friend request."
Person 2"Just send it, it's not a big deal."
Person 1"Ya but what if he denies it?"
Person 2"Oh ya true, that would make things really awkward."
Person 1"What the hell do I do? I Fucking paranoid!"
Person 2"Just don't send it."
Person 1"OK, back to square one."
Person 2"You have what I like to call a pending paranoia request. It's very common, you're not alone. You can get help for it."
by KatilinaFeva September 25, 2011
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Raquelle Razorkiss

Partner of Trixie Nightshock and only comes out when united with her. Alter ego of Satan. Streetwalker and Prostitute of Leland. Known to stuff her wife's hooker heels with socks in order to wear them around town.
Person 1:"Deyum, that hoe be short, sweet, and fresh to deaf."

Person 2: "Oh, that's just Raquelle Razorkiss."

or

"Quit dancing like that, you look like Raquelle Razorkiss."
by itsFlossy October 30, 2008
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radqueers

super cool people who love everyone and deserve love and happiness
"Oh, radqueers? Awesome people!"
by magical-flower-madokami June 1, 2023
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Racquel

Racquel: Hey I just heard the new pop smoke album and it made me think of you..

Him: ..

Racquel: you don’t have to respond ..
by Bhufgn July 4, 2020
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Raquel Welch

A - "Don't Raquel Welch me."

B - "Alright, sorry."
by The Seventh Si January 6, 2005
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beer google request

When you come home at the end of the night, and decide to drunkenly check your facebook. In the process accepting or rejecting friend requests with little consideration. Especially bad for when you accept or deny people you previously gave the inbox rot. Similar situation to when beer makes a member of the opposite sex look better, requestees on facebook look better.
Goddamn! I didn't get invited to Tegan's party cause she sent me a beer google request and I denied her request on facebook! Fuck!

Who the hell ARE all of these people? I must have accepted them in a beer goggle request!
by stonahsarah April 6, 2009
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