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Punch the Grunt

The act of aggressively masterbating ones penis with the same determination & vigor as meleeing a grunt in Halo.
Person 1: Hey man how did you date go?
Person 2: She never showed... so I decided go home and punch the grunt!!
by Zio-110 November 21, 2018
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jug punch

The act of getting violently hit by large boobs.
"Where'd you get those bruises? Oh, my girlfriend jug punched me last night."
by blackout123 October 8, 2011
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Weasel punch

The act of smacking or otherwise hitting someone(specifically in the face) with a hairbrush.
Trevor was a little to confident as he stepped out of the bathroom following his mid-morning dump, so I knocked him down a peg with a swift weasel punch to the ear lobe.
by Editorial Salmon January 8, 2012
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Wronkey Punch

When someone tries to attempt a donkey punch and wrongfully punches the person in the neck causing that person great pain.
Roe accidentally Wronkey Punched his wife this weekend and now she won't be here today.
by Mbj31008 November 14, 2014
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Kitten Punch

noun.
A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.

kit-n, puhnch

"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"

"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."
by PeriwinklePowerRanger March 16, 2015
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Lunch Punch

When you pay $5 for a homeless man or woman (your choice) to tongue punch your fart box in an alleyway while you are on lunch break.
Boss: You are five minutes late getting back to work. This is a pattern and cannot continue.

Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.

Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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rolling with the punches

adjusting to difficult events as they happen.
"she never used to be like that." said Martha
"am I the only one 'rolling with the punches', I like her." replied lilly
by hermione53 May 25, 2018
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