Pulling a jon

hyping / talking up an event and then not going at the last minute.

"the show lineup looked great, but when it came time to get ready i ended up pulling a jon and stayed home"

by gato perdido July 16, 2008

pulling a jon

texing the word dick excessively, one thinking they are of the awesome decent.

God Angela! you seriously were pulling a Jon!

by Andiiiii May 14, 2008

Pulling a Jobs

The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.

Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)

by TruthPC October 19, 2009

pulling a joe

pulling a joe: a drunk belligernt person who attacks their freind why they are sleeping.

damn last night mike was pulling a joe when he got all drunk and attacked sterling.

by Mr. Ling the real facilitator May 22, 2010

pulling a jimmy

When your friend ditches you to go hang out with other his other friends to talk about you behind your back. Even if his/her other friends are complete losers.

wow man, i can't believe it. last night, Sofie was totally pulling a jimmy on us, and went to go hang out with her new band friends.

by sucksalottacocks September 5, 2010

Pulling a JOLY

To do something terribly stupid

Today i was caught Pulling a JOLY, i walked into a sliding glass door!

by YOURMOMMMMAAA! September 25, 2011

pulling a jumbie

masturbating whilst flacid

i was bored last night so i started pulling a jumbie

by mattdawg96 June 30, 2011