proper-benny

When someone does something so stupid it’s like a scene from a Benny Hill comedy sketch.

Golf player 1 “Oh look at that guy running across the farmers field to get his ball”
Better golf player “oh that’s proper-benny”

by TheBGF January 19, 2025

Proper gay

A really gay person. Sounds like the opposite gender. Walks crooked and is a pain in the ass the majority of the time.

Nah, he’s proper gay.

by Wotd November 19, 2018

Proper Filth

Genuine, suitable disgusting, obscene and sometimes offensive dirty humor.

Engaging in dirty humor requires witty, proper filth.

by Abruzzo Principessa Italiana August 3, 2016

Proper-wise

Only dumass people say that word

"Proper-wise you dumass, we dont use any accent at all"

by Yuri56 September 25, 2018

Proper Metal

“Proper Metal” is:

A category of Heavy Metal music for bands who have taken inspiration from The Metal Gods such as Judas Priest, Saxon, Iron Maiden, and Accept.

The Proper Metal sound is personified by screaming guitars with face melting solos, thunderous drums and pounding basslines.

Proper metal lyrics often deal with dark or serious subjects, like war, rebellion, and the occult. They can also be fantastical or explore mythology and history.

The Proper Metal look comprises the following:

Leather (black or white)
Other proper metal band T shirts
Studs & bullet belts
Long hair (where possible)
Flying V guitars

Very large drum kits

Proper Metallers NEVER:
Mime on stage
Pretend to play
Use backing tracks
*Play stadiums

*unless invited by The Metal Gods

Proper Metal is nothing to do with grunge

by Onesmartfella March 24, 2024

Proper Joest

Like Joest but made properly.
In a toaster.
With wide slots.

Proper Joest should be put in the toaster, not put under the grill you maniac!

by MissMadz October 16, 2019

proper

not a word

I’m going to take a proper bath.

by crazy=genius November 25, 2018