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Premature Evacuation

Leaving any social situation with the quickness, without notifyng anyone involved
When Ray-J went to E-rocks house to hang and get some grub on, once she saw what he was cookin she rolled right back out the door without sayin a word. She pulled a premature evacuation.
by The Rev. Ned January 6, 2010
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Preman

Preman = Freeman in Jakarta. No jobs. No education. Rude. Criminals. Alcoholic.
Nofreeman: Are you a preman?
Preman: Yes I am. Now give me your money!!!
by Andiz April 21, 2010
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preemptive revenge

To get revenge for something that you know that another is going to do to you.

Also known as: "Doing unto others before they do unto you", preemptive self-defense. While preemptive self-defense indicates one striking another do to a large threat from the other, preemptive revenge indicates striking another if they even think of doing something to you, no matter how large or small the threat is.
"I've heard that that guy who's always threating to beat you up is on crutches.."
"Really? Time for some preemptive revenge.."
by KonekoKeita February 19, 2008
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premature status change

(v): when a person who you have been dating switches their status on a social networking site such as myspace or facebook from "single" to "in a relationship" without consulting you first.
me: that bitch must be crazy.
you: why?
me: she pulled a premature status change...doesn't she know she's just a booty call!
by Mchl January 4, 2007
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Premature Starjaculation

When one's Star Power, while playing Guitar Hero, is released before it's wanted time.
Premature starjaculation can be very frustrating when you need that star power to finish a tough combo... fuck you "Bark at the Moon"
by Jase has diarrhea February 20, 2007
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preemptive karma

When one's just desserts are dished out even before the meal's begun. Similar to the Western concept of getting beaten to the punch. Although people who experience preemptive karma feel like dolts, they are actually highly evolved beings whose true desire is to do no others harm.
Grasshopper, the time you tried to kick the cat, but slipped instead - that was preemptive karma.
by maximo hudson January 25, 2009
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when you finally realize that dabbing is retarded and that every time you do it, you look like a complete lemming idiot.
Billy: The other day, I dabbed, and I hit a kid in the face! Hahah, what a loser!
Bob: Hey, you know dabbing is retarded and idiotic. Stop drooling on me, you cretin!
Billy: whoa! I just had an Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation! I will never dab again!
by a babies goad May 4, 2017
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