Pre-procrastinate is when you are already planning to procrastinate in the future.
When you finish work on Friday and you plan to not get off the couch until Sunday night. You preprocessed the weekend duties.
When you finish work on Friday and you plan to not get off the couch until Sunday night. You preprocessed the weekend duties.
Me - Hey bitch wanna go out
You- Na I don’t have any clean clothes.
Me - That’s ok Pre-procrastinate laundry until Sunday and borrow from Susie.
You- Brilliant.
You- Na I don’t have any clean clothes.
Me - That’s ok Pre-procrastinate laundry until Sunday and borrow from Susie.
You- Brilliant.
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n. procrastidote. A concoction administered as necessary (not to exceed 12 times a day) to combat the effects of procrastination. Side effects include increased procrastination, death. See your doctor today...or tomorrow.
I.e., a futile attempt at countering procrastination.
I.e., a futile attempt at countering procrastination.
This was a procrastidote.
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When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.
When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.
Jack: "I really wanted to get my homework done, but Katy Perry was on TV and the procrastibation took over."
Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."
Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."
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