Procrastibation

Masturbating for the purpose of wasting time when you have something important due.

I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.

by NKH June 11, 2009

Procrastinator, The

Title of up-and-coming student newspaper from Rudolf Steiner School Kings Langley. It exists to serve three noble purposes:
1) To pump out gossip and propaganda
2) To advocate procrastination
3) To rip off students

"Yo, dude, have you got this issue of The Procrastinator?

by The Editor January 16, 2005

Productive Procrastination

In order to avoid doing something you need to do, you do something else productive.

I use Productive Procrastination when I clean my room instead of starting an English paper.

by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011

Procrastination

Procrastination is like masturbation. It may feel good at the time but in the end you're fucking yourself.

Dude, I had to do a seven page paper last night, but my nightly procrastination got in the way.

by huntingmike111 August 16, 2009

Procrastichatting

The act of chatting with friends via text, Facebook chat, or other chatting medium with the purpose of prolonging the beginning of your work.

Shelby should totally be starting that paper right now, but look at her over there procrastichatting with Zach on Facebook.

by Zeke J December 1, 2010

Procrastihater

A term for a person who hates others who are exeptionally good and successful at waiting until the last minute to accomplish tasks.

Carl studied two weeks before the final and got a B. Kevin, who is known to procrastinate, crammed the night before and got an A. Carl was so pissed off, and soon realized that he was being a Procrastihater (one who hates procrastinators).

by KevinHughes21 May 19, 2017

Procrastihate

The act of hating yourself for procrastinating.

I procrastihate instead of studying for my exam.

I procrastihated hard last night watching Orange is the New Black.

by GracieBruz July 2, 2019