dick sucking problem

A girl who is so promiscuous that it's getting her into trouble.

jenna has a dick sucking problem

by Esa4 September 13, 2019

First World Problem

Complaining about missing the season for a fully paid trip

CptFlowers don't know how good he got it and he should feel bad about his first world problem.

by MEDD_K October 14, 2019

guys a have a real problem

i accidentally stapled my foreskin to my left testicle theres blood everywhere oh god oh fuck

guys a have a real problem please help

by powerful guy May 4, 2019

Jeff Carris Problem (JCP)

World Series Of Poker Bracelet winner and all-around badass Jeff Carris does not have problems like the rest of us. His problems are problems most people would love to have. A Jeff Carris Problem is not a problem, but rather a decision between two or more badass options.

For example: Jeff Carris might have to decide if it's worth his time to have sex with a mega-hot stripper. Would he rather get a lap dance while playing Call of Duty or Boom 20 K in a couple hours.

"I don't know if I want the Bugatti or the Ferrari. It's a total JCP."

Jeff Carris Problem (JCP)

by autobrick January 26, 2010

what the problem is

what happened how can i help you out of your ethical quagmire

yo why u walkin, what the problem is?

by lil homie 1011 January 29, 2005

British problem

When something simple (like drilling for oil or stopping an easy soccer shot) turns into something disastrous. Comes from BP's oil spill and from Robert Green's World Cup blunder.

Paul: I was supposed to pick up Dana but I ran late and totaled my new BMW

Alan: Looks like you got a real British problem on your hands

by tronz13 June 15, 2010

wade problem

When a slutty girl is addicted to more then one cock at a time.
She is dating someone and still needs more testicles in her life or mouth.

"That girl can't stick with one guy, she's gotta have them all- even if he is your boyfriend"
"Yeah that girl has a wade problem"

by iAmnotacradlerobber November 15, 2010