Palinology

Palin∙ology – fr. Gk palin again, backward + -logie -logy: 1) the study of doing the same thing over and over. 2) The study of going backwards.

To graduate with a degree in Intellectual Design, you must take Palinology.

by ThePatriotofAmerica October 25, 2008

Palin-drone

A phrase that, regardless of whether it is recited forwards or backwards, doesn't make any sense - but still sounds "cute".

"...ummmmmm....I can see Alaska from the bridge to nowhere...." is a palin-drone

"...lipstick on a hockey mom..." is a palin-drone

I counted 6 palin-drones during the last vice-presidential debate

by Yankel January 15, 2009

Palindrone

A common mode of speech whereby the soliloquyst babbles in seeming eloquence but actually manages to say next to nothing relevant –nor coherent, by dangling gerunds, mangling prepositions, randomly exiling nouns and verbs and/or using verbs better left as nouns, often even flatly contradicting him/herself.

Example of use:
"At Todd's old church in Wasilla, they spoke in tongues. Maybe that’s where he picked up his palindrone."

Example of palindrones:
“With the impacts of climate change, what we can do about that, as governor, I was the first governor to form a climate change subcabinet to start dealing with the impacts.”

“You know, there are man’s activities that can be contributed to the issues that we’re dealing with now, with these impacts.”

“If Americans so bless us and privilege us with the opportunity of serving them, ... we will progress the agenda.”
– Sarah Palin, 2008 VP debate.

by Franz Schnaas January 20, 2009

Sarah Palin

The incredibly unconfortable feeling of having excrement pushed back up your colon with a rough wood plunger.

Man this country is about to get a Sarah Palin for the next four years!

by Assholemike October 24, 2008

Palintized

To get knocked up in high school by a hockey player

Susan's not married, in high school and pregnant!Yeah, she got palintized by Bill, the goalie!!

by irishpunk October 20, 2008

palin

-adjective

1. lacking in knowledge or training; unlearned: an ignorant woman.

Them republicans is palin fo sure.

by goingnowhere October 20, 2008

Sarah Palin

-A "Maverick" from Alaska;)........who does everything people tell her to do.

-A disgrace and a 40 year setback for women across the nation

-John McCain's pin-up doll
synonomous with ditz.

"Gosh darn, wink wink!"- Sarah Palin
"I'll have to get back to ya!"

by Virgo Bootz January 30, 2009