potti

u do it in toilet it comes out of ur butthole and is brown(all types) or black in color . it is same color as chocolate but taste not same. sometimes it is watery and sometimes as hard as rock. somtimes it hurts alot when it is coming out and sometimes it comes out smooth ass butter. it is necessary to be done after altast 2 days. no potti for more than atleast 4 days can be a bad sign and you should tell your mom.

Did you do potti today?
When i flushed my potti it was not going easily because it was so much.

by ayesha:P November 30, 2023

Potty pants

When your ass decided to drop an f bomb of shit in your pants.

Ohh no peters got potty pants!!

by Ludwig van shit September 9, 2022

Potty slam

A term so described someone getting slammed into the ground

"Fam, u just got potty slammed"

by Fisjaikskajajaj May 25, 2016

Potty Laugh

A pity laugh but for a joke that is so bad it makes you physically ill.

Sorry dude that joke was so bad you only got potty laughs last night, yeah not even pity but potty laughs.

by NiniNat313 May 22, 2014

Potty Pants

One who potties in their pants much like a lil baby or a drummer or a lil baby drummer.

That lil baby drummer is such a potty pants.

by DirtyPrincess February 2, 2024

potty buddy

The person who goes with you to the bathroom when you're drunk. During this time they are also your best friend and you usually bond over the most insignificant things.

Amy and Danielle go to the bathroom at a club.
amy- "oh my god danielle youre my BEST friend i love you so much thanks for coming in here with me"
danielle- "OMG i love you too potty buddy!!! we're gonna be best friends forever

by erica123 December 16, 2011

Porta potty

An outdoor building with a toilet. These things don’t flush and some places with them rarely clean them out, so you’ll end up walking into that tiny little porta potty and smell someone’s bean burrito blowout, Taco Bell Tornado, baked bean bomb, and someone’s meatloaf mud slide all in one. On top of all of this, there are often no trash cans, so if you’re on your period and you have to use a porta potty, you have my sympathies. There are also no working sinks, so you might have to use hand sanitizer or nothing at all. That’s right, not all porta potties have hand sanitizer or anything to wash your hands with. So after you’ve just finished adding to the list of bad smells with your turbulent taco typhoon, you’ve gotta walk around with your hands smelling like the aftermath of that Taco Tuesday you thought was a good idea yesterday. Gross! Don’t even get me started on how bad it smells during the summer heat! If you’ve made it this far, and you haven’t picked up on it yet, I hate porta potties. You’re better off pissing in the woods. I’m a girl, and I would much rather do the squats in the woods then squeeze a fat one in a porta potty. The lesson you can take from this is that you should never go in a porta potty.

“The sign says no flushable toilets. Guess we gotta use that porta potty over there.”

“Damn it.”

by KatherineTheLavaGirl September 10, 2022